First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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