what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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