We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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