I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Randomize
