two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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