you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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