i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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