My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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