If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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