How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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