He disabled his match.com account in front of me
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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