the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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