Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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