i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I am naked and annoyed.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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