Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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