Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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