she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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