I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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