my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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