How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
