oh god the rape fog is back!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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