can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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