STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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