so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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