Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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