I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You've changed since you got that strap on
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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