Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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