her vagine was all disorganized.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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