i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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