I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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