im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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