Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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