Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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