and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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