He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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