theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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