ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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