that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Someone came in the potted fern
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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