Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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