so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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