so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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