Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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