YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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