I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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