That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
