Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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