I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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