All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He is an equal opportunity slut.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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