We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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