I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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