Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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