R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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