i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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