Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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